Hope everyone is enjoying the holidays. After three + weeks of non-stop writing, I've taken a break to entertain, read, and catch up on a couple of movies I've been meaning to check out. On the movie front, nothing but disappointments as I try to find a good comedy. To be perfectly honest, I can't remember the last time I watched a good, funny movie. Oh, yeah, now I remember. I think it was this last summer when I re-watched Planes, Trains, and Automobiles for perhaps the twenty-fifth time. I wondered if, maybe, I'm just too hard to please (because the guys at work have really enjoyed some recent movies that I just found, at best, fitfully amusing), but then I do enjoy a lot of comedy on t.v.: Curb Your Enthusiasm, Seinfeld re-runs, The Office [the original, natch], occasional episodes of The Simpsons and Family Guy. Its not like I'm necessarily looking for high-brow, intellectual fare, but when, for instance, a movie has to create a scenario whereby: Character A chooses to relieve himself off a balcony without, for reasons that are known only to him and the scriptwriter, bothering to check what's below, while Character B, who happens to be sitting below, through a series of contrivances, doesn't seem to realize what is happening... Well, you get the idea.
Good Christmas haul, especially for the dogs who managed to tear apart two of the twelve toys they received. For my part, I got some terrific cookbooks, running shoes that were a full size too small, "gourmet" chocolates my sister purchased in Montreal which included such interesting flavors as Blue Cheese, Basil, and Madras Curry (!) - and, no doubt, the best gift I received: the 2005 version of PC for PC's, a software program that can transform any script into a politically correct, thoroughly uncontroversial masterpiece. It says right on the box: "Guaranteed to re-format scripts to pat, inoffensive standards". I couldn't resist and ran my first draft of Morpheus through the program. The script came in at over 120+ pages because, it turned out, I had the "Nothing Left to the Imagination" option turned on. This option ensures that even a Bornean exchange student with no understanding of the English language will know exactly which character is where, doing what and, most importantly, why. The solution to the problem our characters face is immediately presented to the audience within the first five minutes in order to avoid the unpleasantness of mystery and having to wait forty-some minutes for the answer to ponderously reveal itself. Another reason for the high page count is that the team is never separated! Instead of having Daniel at the ruins deciphering Ancient script while Carter is in the lab working on a piece of tech as Landry is in his office talking to the Pentagon, the entire team gets to participate in all facets of discovery - watching while Daniel deciphers, looking on as Carter experiments, and squeezing into Landry's office for that call with the Pentagon. "But hang on!"you're probably saying. "This sounds like a pretty heavy Daniel-Carter-Landry episode. It sounds like Mitchell, Vala, and Teal'c will be doing nothing but standing around!" Well, here's good news. PC for PC's actually revises the dialogue, ensuring that each character has an equal amount of screentime. The beauty of the program is that, rather than counting lines or words, it actually provides a syllable count, ensuring that every character enunciates an equal amount of syllables in every episode. Certain words are automatically replaced to assure equality - for instance, Carter's: "I'm shocked!" might be revised to "I'm flabbergasted!", providing those three extra syllables necessary for uniformity. Also, kiss those "Who should be team leader?" debates goodbye because, thanks to PC for PC's, everyone gets to be team leader! Mitchell, Carter, Daniel, Teal'c, Vala - even fan favorite Walter Harriman gets to flex his command muscles. And, perhaps the best part of the program is that it removes any potential unpleasantness that might be deemed disrespectful to one of our main characters. No more: "Oh, Carter is in trouble. The writers are doing damsel in distress!" or "Oh, Daniel is captured. The writers are making him look vulnerable." Rather than traveling off-world and encountering problems that could present a danger to them, now, the team will travel off-world and "think" they've encoutered a problem that could present a danger to them - only, it turns out, that what they've encountered is neither dangerous nor problematic, but gloriously unexceptional. After the requisite 12 page tag scene in which our characters offer a detailed summary of the events we've just seen unfold, we go out on the closing credits which will be comprised of one enourmous card holding the names of everyone involved in the production, from show runner to on-set boot-scuffer. As the closing theme plays, the names will automatically change positions every quarter second in a thoroughly random pattern, again ensuring equality for all.
Spoke to Paul and he's busy working on episode 2 of Atlantis, the one where Beckett finds himself "trapped in the asylum when the inmates take over". He says he's having a great time for "that Star Trek alumni" who will be making a first appearance on Atlantis. Also on the Atlantis front, Rob is working on the sequel to the Atlantis episode he wrote while Brad has been working on the third episode of SG-1 as well as that wild (some will no doubt say "crazy") idea for the 200th episode, getting on it early as it will take some time to prepare for. Martin's got the McKay's sister story and Carl's working on the big two-parter that sees the introduction of the new big bads.
Made three flavors of ice cream for the holidays: Egg Nog, Vanilla-Almond, and Milk Chocolate with Shaved White Chocolate Toblerone. All successses, but the gang at work will have to wait until this Summer for Ice Cream Fridays to start up again.
Well, looks like the sun is coming out which means I can finally take those dogs for a walk. Keep those recipes coming!
Wow! The first comment :) have a nice walk with your dogs!
Oh yeah, you'd love for that command debate to go away, huh? Everyone gets to lead according to PC for PCs, eh? Sounds like something you guys would write.
Does Siler get to lead, as well?
Any chance that "wild" and "crazy" idea for the 200th episode includes an appearance by Jack O'neill?
Will
Thanks for the laugh, Joe. I love your sense of humor:)
"Oh yeah, you'd love for that command debate to go away, huh? Everyone gets to lead according to PC for PCs, eh? Sounds like something you guys would write."
ZING!
"Does Siler get to lead, as well?"
Of course. Even Siler.
"Any chance that "wild" and "crazy" idea for the 200th episode includes an appearance by Jack O'neill?"
Different crazy idea.
Hey Joe, here's another recipe for you. It's sinfully delicious and very easy to make:
Potato Casserole
Pour a 2 pound bag of frozen hashbrown potatoes into a long casserole pan (I've always used cubed hashbrowns, but it probably doesn't matter)
Melt 1 stick of margarine or butter in a separate pan.
Into pan used to melt butter, stir:
1 can of cream of mushroom soup
1 pint sour cream
1 chopped onion
1 diced green pepper (optional)
2 cups shredded colby or montery jack cheese (or a mix of both)
Stir, then pour over potatoes and mix
Cover with a light layer of bread crumbs
Bake 350 degrees for 1 hour
Did you ever watch Space Above and Beyond? I followed it when it was showing... kind of a gritty, marines-in-space show. I honestly don't remember many details except liking it at the time. Oh, and being traumatized for days by the ending... but I noticed that it's out on DVD now.
Cheers,
Strix
Funny movies, you say?
Well if you appreciate Dave Barry humor, you might enjoy a flick called "Big Trouble" that I found extremely funny (just saw it a couple days ago). That, "Quick Change" and "Noises Off" are a few of my must-see comedies.
I'm still lookin' forward to a publishing of said ice cream recipes...heck, I posted one of my recipes after all. What's good for the goose and all that... ;)
I'm especially interested in the Toblerone one and any future recipes that might include maraschino cherries and chocolate. :D
Mary Beth
P.S...Does PC for PC's take into account character voices? I could be wrong but I just don't see Sam as an "I'm flabbergasted!" kinda gal. Perhaps that "True Character Voice" plug-in is only available in the upgrade...PC for PC 2.0.
Just come back from a walk on Kits Beach... are your dogs familiar with this one? It's pretty cool.
You said that Paul was working on a script for Atlantis... please, tell me that he's gonna spend more than two days on this one and won't write something like "the tower" which was the worst epiosde I've ever watched...
I've got a question concerning the scriptwriting thing... I was wondering if you guys had to sign a contract and were paid every week or month... OR if you were paid according to the amount of episode you're working on. ( I'm not asking for the amount of the cheque... I'm pretty sure it's way more than a PA ! )
Any chance we've got some characters developpement in season 3 of Atlantis? as in ... yes they are human, they have feelings, they have a past... and so on...
"Hey Joe, here's another recipe for you. It's sinfully delicious and very easy to make"
Thanks, Strix. I might give this one a try next week.
"you might enjoy a flick called "Big Trouble" that I found extremely funny (just saw it a couple days ago). That, "Quick Change" and "Noises Off" are a few of my must-see comedies."
Haven't seen them. Quick Change? Was that the one with Bill Murray? I've considered Noises Off, but have never been a fan of movies adapted from the stage.
"Just come back from a walk on Kits Beach... are your dogs familiar with this one?"
My dogs are more familiar with Kits Beach than I am since that's where our dog sitter takes them for their uber-walks.
"I was wondering if you guys had to sign a contract and were paid every week or month... OR if you were paid according to the amount of episode you're working on."
We sign contracts and are paid as producers. We are paid for scripts separately.
"Any chance we've got some characters developpement in season 3 of Atlantis?"
Yup. We've already got a couple of scripts in the works that will focus on the pasts/backgrounds of two of our team members.
Yup...Quick Change is the one with Bill Murray...
As for Noises Off...I agree with you in principle. Some films that come from the stage are not so good. This one, however, is just a riot. I challenge you to watch that one and let me know if you agree.
;)
No comment about my "PC for PC's 2.0" snarkage? The optional "True Character Voice" plug-in? Oy. I must be slipping...
Joe,
how much Vala's character will be toned down next season? I really hope for a serious changes and character development.
"I challenge you to watch that one and let me know if you agree."
Okay. I'm on it.
"No comment about my "PC for PC's 2.0" snarkage? The optional "True Character Voice" plug-in? Oy. I must be slipping..."
Actually, I didn't want to draw attention to your post as I was just off attempting to patent the idea.
"how much Vala's character will be toned down next season? I really hope for a serious changes and character development."
Vala's character will evolve. She'll essentially remain the character we've come to know, but will gain added depth.
Some people here at Gateworld suggest that next season Vala is going to be paired more with Cam in order to please Farscape fans. True or false?
Joe - you are amazingly funny - not.
"Some people here at Gateworld suggest that next season Vala is going to be paired more with Cam in order to please Farscape fans. True or false?"
False. Part of the fun of adding Vala to the mix will be in exploring her relationship with each member of SG-1.
BTW - no defense for Ms. Tapping - what's that about, only your boy Ben gets a defense when being unfairly attacked at a persoanl level?
False. Part of the fun of adding Vala to the mix will be in exploring her relationship with each member of SG-1.
Great to hear it. I love Claudia and Ben on Farscape, but here I really want to see something completely different :)
Next question: is Daniel going to apologize to Vala for his really nasty behaviour on board Prometheus in Beachhead? 'cause it's HIS fault she ended up in the Ori galaxy...
"Joe - you are amazingly funny - not."
Double zing! I haven't heard the "NOT" delivery in years. That takes me back. Please, don't tell me your next post won't include the term "23 skidoo!".
Joe, Could you confirm that Michael and Chris have signed on as regulars for season 10 and will also be members of SG-1. I know Sci-Fi said that everyone is coming back but I would feel better hearing it from you. I was also worried about Daniel and Tealc not being on the team anymore if the team can only have 4 members. You already confirmed that Amanda would be on the team so I am still concerned about the other 2 original team members. thank you
"Next question: is Daniel going to apologize to Vala for his really nasty behaviour on board Prometheus in Beachhead? 'cause it's HIS fault she ended up in the Ori galaxy..."
I don't think he'll apologize because he was reacting to the heat of the moment. Also, I think Vala ended up in the Ori galaxy because she chose to act.
"Joe, Could you confirm that Michael and Chris have signed on as regulars for season 10 and will also be members of SG-1."
Yup. Both Daniel and Teal'c will be members of SG-1 in season 10.
"I was also worried about Daniel and Tealc not being on the team anymore if the team can only have 4 members."
As Carter pointed out in Lockdown, there's nothing in the regulation that states an SG team has to be made up of four members.
Joe, any chance you could plug that PC software into your Atlantis scripts as well? That would stop Sheppard from sleeping with a good chunk of the women he encounters on offworld missions.
On second thought, the software would probably spit out a script where everyone on Atlantis sleeps with everyone else. Maybe you should save that sucker for the fourth season.
Last question before going to sleep (it's almost 1 am in my part of Europe): when exactly did Claudia find out that she's gonna be regular cast member in season 10, during filming Crusade/Camelot or earlier, during filming the first six episodes of season 9?
Joe.. you are frickin funny.. seriously!
Ever watched Little Britain? Whilst it's not quite high brow, makes for some brilliant voice immitation phrases for the office ;)
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Joe Mallozzi said:
"Different crazy idea."
Ah, sorry, I suppose the question can be read that way. When you wrote "idea" in your blog, I took it to refer to the entire episode, not just a particular idea or aspect of the episode. Anyway, same question phrased a little more broadly:
Any chance of Jack O'neill showing up in the 200th episode?
PS
And I don't really consider O'neill being in an episode that "wild" or "crazy" of an idea.
"Joe, any chance you could plug that PC software into your Atlantis scripts as well? That would stop Sheppard from sleeping with a good chunk of the women he encounters on offworld missions."
That Sheppard does get around, doesn't he? It must have something to do with the Ancient gene that makes him so darned irresistible.
Hi Joe:
Loved your latest blog, gave me a real laugh! Seriously, it's almost true, so many people here seem to want everything written into the script that they're interested in, and their own personal agenda addressed. I'm glad you don't take it too seriously. I'm just glad to be entertained and see actual writers make the decisions for the scripts, so I can just sit and see what happens and not worry about making the kind of decisions you guys have to make.
It's also nice to see you have a snarky sense of humor, I love that. It must be a prerequisite to work on Stargate, everyone MUST have a sense of humor! There's no other way the lot of you could deal with the craziness in the fan world.
I'm with you on the lack of laugh out loud funny in the comedies lately. I think the funniest movie I've seen in a long time, and it was years ago, was "My Cousin Vinny". Did you catch that when it was out? If not,be sure and watch it when you need a good laugh.
Lynn Starcher
"Last question before going to sleep (it's almost 1 am in my part of Europe): when exactly did Claudia find out that she's gonna be regular cast member in season 10, during filming Crusade/Camelot or earlier, during filming the first six episodes of season 9?"
I wasn't involved in the deal-making, but I assume she must have known near the back half of season 9.
"Actually, I didn't want to draw attention to your post as I was just off attempting to patent the idea."
Just remember me when the royalties start rolling in.
Oh...before I forget...in GW style, here's a poll for you.
What did you think of "Mary Beth's Sure-To-Please" Broccoli and Cheese Casserole?
a. I'm still in awe of its greatness
b. It was okay
c. It might be called "sure to please" but it sure didn't please me
d. I haven't gotten around to trying it yet...get back to me after the New Year
"What did you think of "Mary Beth's Sure-To-Please" Broccoli and Cheese Casserole?
a. I'm still in awe of its greatness
b. It was okay
c. It might be called "sure to please" but it sure didn't please me
d. I haven't gotten around to trying it yet...get back to me after the New Year"
D. I'll be eating leftovers until then.
"It's also nice to see you have a snarky sense of humor, I love that. It must be a prerequisite to work on Stargate, everyone MUST have a sense of humor!"
Actually, there are a lot of funny people working on Stargate but in front of and behind the camera. The time we spend joking and laughing could be used to produce a second spin-off.
Re: My Cousin Vinny. Yeah, that was one I watched years ago that I did enjoy,
"Any chance of Jack O'neill showing up in the 200th episode?"
There's always a chance but, to be perfectly honest, we haven't discussed guest-appearances for this episode yet.
"Ever watched Little Britain? Whilst it's not quite high brow, makes for some brilliant voice immitation phrases for the office"
On David Hewlitt's recommendation, I picked up the first season on DVD - but have yet to check it out.
"BTW - no defense for Ms. Tapping - what's that about, only your boy Ben gets a defense when being unfairly attacked at a persoanl level?"
I stepped in to present a counterpoint to people who are arguing show logic. Personal attacks on actors are worthless and not really worth addressing. For what its worth, I've often said that Amanda is a terrific actress with an often thankless role - that of the straight person, and the scientist who must deliver reams of exposition to advance the story yet always manages to do so strongly and convincingly.
I'll throw my highly weighty "annonymous" recommendation behind that too ;) It's worth it for Tony Head's prime minister.. but that would be my personal "Giles is sexy!" bias.
Are we going to see "Joe's greatest ice-cream hits" on sale @ the next Gate con, with proceeds aiding the development of "Inoffensive Script Writing" v3.01?
Cheers!
:)
Joe said:
"Yup. Both Daniel and Teal'c will be members of SG-1 in season 10."
Joe is Carter a member of SG1 in Season 10?
Thanks.
Liam
"Are we going to see "Joe's greatest ice-cream hits" on sale @ the next Gate con, with proceeds aiding the development of "Inoffensive Script Writing" v3.01?"
Maybe I'll include a couple of recipes in my next blog.
"Joe is Carter a member of SG1 in Season 10?"
yup.
Joe, of the 6 (how many along are you exactly?) episodes pitched out so far for season 10 how many are about hte Ori and how many are Gouald or stand alones?
Joe Said:
"There's always a chance but, to be perfectly honest, we haven't discussed guest-appearances for this episode yet."
Oh, well, in that case, allow me to forward a suggestion.....Richard Dean Anderson would make a crackin' guest star. Or, day I say it, Special Guest Star.
We miss you at Solutions Joe. Coming back anytime soon?
Joe, just a question for my curiosity...
How many regular script writers were working on SG1 when ATLANTIS wasn't here yet... and how many now that the two shows are on?
Let's stop talking about ice cream and bring the real subject on
NUTELLA ! I heard you were addicted to this one too... wasn't it too hard to see this 3kg nutella jar that Martin Wood had in his office?? Without even having the chance to dig your hand in it? .... I know the feeling...
Will second the recommendation of Noises Off. I saw it a few years ago (maybe more than a few) and it was terrific. Good fluffy fun and it isn't bogged down with scatalogical humor, which seems to be the staple of most comedies these days.
Oh and you absolutely MUST get your hands on a copy of Nothing. Veers more into the gross humor, but it's HYSTERICAL. And David Hewlett is, of course, fabulous. ;)
Hmm. Other than Stuck on You and Fever Pitch, I can't recall any fun modern comedies (and I was a bit biased towards liking those two). I'll have to go through my collection and see if I have anything else. Harvey, of course, and Desk Set and Bringing Up Baby... I have to have something more current...
Hey Joe,
Did some Googling and found an extension for the PC sofware component; it's called RBGXPress (Rectifying Bad Goodbyes). Made by group called WELUVJO. It basically looks at all characters of Stargate over the past 8.5 years and rates them based on their contributions to saving the word and degree of pleasure they provided the audience. (Yeah...can't figure out how the darned thing works -- technology). At any rate, when one leaves the show, it measures silences, words not spoken, tributes not given, explanations muddled and in will write proper dialog, tributes, inserting them into the episodes in the proper places in future episodes. The Preferences allows the user to insert them frequently, infrequently, or just once. Cool hey?
Cost is $79.95, but I think they'd give you a discount!!!
PI
"Joe, of the 6 (how many along are you exactly?) episodes pitched out so far for season 10 how many are about hte Ori and how many are Gouald or stand alones?"
Of the first six episodes that are presently being written (and there's no guarantee they'll air in this order), its an even 3 and 3.
"We miss you at Solutions Joe. Coming back anytime soon?"
I'll be swinging by either tomorrow or the day after.
"How many regular script writers were working on SG1 when ATLANTIS wasn't here yet... and how many now that the two shows are on?"
Prior to Atlantis there were 6 of us. After Atlantis, 7. Give or take.
"NUTELLA ! I heard you were addicted to this one too... wasn't it too hard to see this 3kg nutella jar that Martin Wood had in his office??"
Yeah. Martin always points it out whenever I'm in his office.
"Other than Stuck on You and Fever Pitch..."
I'm assuming you're a Red Sox which would account for the latter. But...Stuck on You?
"Did some Googling and found an extension for the PC sofware component; it's called RBGXPress [...] Cost is $79.95, but I think they'd give you a discount!!!"
What?!
Well I have a three kg nutella jar coming from France any time soon... I have no intention to give it to Martin... (He already had too much)*hint hint*
We noticed that some stories were not written by the "regular" writers, do you easily accept scripts from the outside? ( I'm not talking about fan sending scripts, but professionals)
Ooh, you're back. Goodie! You talk about a new big bad on Atlantis. Do the Wraith already know about this new enemy? Are they enemies with them too?
And on the SG1 front:
Who's going to be filling in those director holes this year? Brad Turner? Ken Girrotti? Bill Gereghty?
The Dish or The Castle if you're after some quality Aussie comedy films. "Tell him he's dreamin'" :D :D
Over on the Lantis side of things, are we ever going to see some Teyla and Weir bonding/friendship moments (Same Q for SG1 as well really - with Sam, Vala and Lam)? Because after the decision to kill off Janet :( :( Stargate has kinda been lacking on the female friendship stuff. We know you guys like to write the guys bonding with each other, but can we get an episode that isnt about Shep and McKay and has a Teyla and Weir A-Plot?
Oh, and any chance of putting a previous script (like from S4 or 5) through your program and posting it for us? Purely for shits and giggles of course :D
Oops, forgot to sign mine above Agent Dark's.
B. Rudge
PS
Any plans to have RSF back in season three?
Ok, since everybody is asking. Is Mitchell still going to be on SG1 for season 10? Is Vala going to be on SG1? :D
"We noticed that some stories were not written by the "regular" writers, do you easily accept scripts from the outside? ( I'm not talking about fan sending scripts, but professionals)"
Not really. Inviting an outsider to pitch is a long process in which: 1) we are approached by an agent, and then, provided the writer is of interest 2) we read his or her writing samples and, provided their writing samples are strong 3) they are invited to pitch, and provided their pitches engender some interest, 4) they are contracted to write an outline, and if they do a good job on the outline, 5) They are asked to write the script and provided they write a good script 6) They may be asked to pitch more ideas, write more scripts, or even come on staff. But, to be honest, it rarely happens. More often than not, when you see a name you don't recognize on the credits, it usually means the writer came up with a good idea but, for whatever reason, didn't come through on the script.
"You talk about a new big bad on Atlantis. Do the Wraith already know about this new enemy? Are they enemies with them too?"
They'll be a surprise for all very concerned parties.
"And on the SG1 front:
Who's going to be filling in those director holes this year?"
The director schedule has yet to be finalized.
"Over on the Lantis side of things, are we ever going to see some Teyla and Weir bonding/friendship moments (Same Q for SG1 as well really - with Sam, Vala and Lam)?"
Its likely we'll get some bonding/friendship moments between the female characters, especially in the case of Vala and Carter who may well be working closely together in the very near future.
"Oh, and any chance of putting a previous script (like from S4 or 5) through your program and posting it for us?"
Sure. Name the episode.
"Any plans to have RSF back in season three?"
No plans of yet, but its still early.
Sure. Name the episode.
Ok, how about Scorched Earth? :D
Looking at one particular spoiler pic indicates an ominious end for Bratack. Will he be in season 10?
"Looking at one particular spoiler pic indicates an ominious end for Bratack. Will he be in season 10?"
Hmmm. Good question.
hey joe, thanks for taking the time to answer all our questions, it was very helpful.
we'll probably have some more later on, but it's time to watch TV! (only 6 o'clock and all dark in Vancouver, how sad is that)
Talking about TV, do you watch "Grey's Anatomy" ???
Considering that I consider Avalon I, Avalon II, Arthur's Mantle, Crusade, and Camelot to be heavily Arthurian, would you say that Season 10 will be more, less, or equally based on these legends?
Joe, Have you thought of writing a good Sam and Daniel episode for season 10? I miss the deep friendship between the two of them on screen. I think Michael and Amanda have great chemistry together. I really enjoyed them in Mobius. Thanks
"Talking about TV, do you watch "Grey's Anatomy" ???"
Can't do medical shows. Or lawyer shows. I've fulfilled my lifetime quota.
Joe, you are just too funny sometimes :p Love your sense of humor...
As for Uber's recomendation for Noises Off I second it... it's one of the movies with Finding Nemo... yep... Finding Nemo that has made me P... my P... LOL...
I wonder what your wonderfull program would do with a Ship applet... hmmm....
"Considering that I consider Avalon I, Avalon II, Arthur's Mantle, Crusade, and Camelot to be heavily Arthurian, would you say that Season 10 will be more, less, or equally based on these legends?"
Hard to predict what one fan will consider more, less, or equal. In my opinion, I'd say some episodes will be equal and others will be definitely less. Maybe a couple could even fall into the more category.
So Joe did you get the chance to watch Serenity or was that one of your disapointments? I've seen it twice in the movie theatre and twice since I bought it. I absolutely love that movie.
Shipperahoy
All I thought when I saw Serenity was "Serenity NOW!, Insanity later"
"Have you thought of writing a good Sam and Daniel episode for season 10? I miss the deep friendship between the two of them on screen."
Though not an episode dedicated to these two, Morpheus does have what I think is a terrific Carter/Daniel sequence.
"... it's one of the movies with Finding Nemo..."
My favorite Pixar movie.
Stuck on You- the twins are from the Vineyard. Natch. ;) Lots of familiar faces and some good jokes that only a local would get.
Back to the directing question, dare I phrase the question this way...is it possible or dare I suggest conceivable for Amanda to be put on the roster???
Wait...I'm getting some psychic vibes here and am intuiting a possible response from you as being, "it's possible."
Nah...you wouldn't do that to me...right? You'd come right out and say one way or the other...RIGHT?!??
Well just in case, may I flat out request that you or whoever makes said decisions please consider adding her to the directing roster.
;)
"So Joe did you get the chance to watch Serenity or was that one of your disapointments?"
Nope. Haven't had a chance to watch it yet as I have to make selections that my visiting mother will actually sit through. Looking forward to it, however. Loved the series.
"Back to the directing question, dare I phrase the question this way...is it possible or dare I suggest conceivable for Amanda to be put on the roster???"
You already guessed my response. Its possible. Seriously though - Amanda did a terrific job directing and any hesitation about her directing another episode stems only from the scheduling headache it invites. And the same would apply for any actor taking the director's chair.
Have you ever thought about taking the director's chair?
Hiya Joe,
Before I leave I want to second the request for Jack Oneill guest spot. Thanks for talking to us.:)
Happy New Year!
B. Rudge
"Have you ever thought about taking the director's chair?"
To be honest, its not really something that interests me. No. Let me rephrase that. It interests me, but not enough to make the sacrifice, like Rob did last year. I don't need to point out that prior to his directing gig on Crusade, Rob Cooper boasted a full head of beautiful golden locks.
Hiya!
First things first, cheers for answering my forum question. I honestly thought you blagged 90% of your answers on there and had a good chuckle at the fans taking it in.
The PC for PC gave me a good chuckle. I'm amazed you can still make a joke of it, shipper though I am, I'm starting to get a little tired of the continuous whining and bickering.
Four new characters to explore, and all they care about is whether Jack and Sam are in bed or not.
And thanks for the lovely little Shep titbit there, you've made a STAKS founder very happy. We actually thought you guys had been reading "Sci Fi for Dummies Chapter 7: Writing your lead Character" with it's case study of James T. Kirk for inspiration ;)
Tracy x
Btw: you must be pretty bored to want to entertain us guys!
"Btw: you must be pretty bored to want to entertain us guys!"
Nah. Just killing time before sushi dinner. Which should be right about...NOW!
I don't need to point out that prior to his directing gig on Crusade, Rob Cooper boasted a full head of beautiful golden locks.
Any chance you could persuade Chris Judge to direct a few episodes?;)
Enjoy your dinner. Fish is brain food, I believe. You're gonna need it!
Take care. Look forward to your next entry / snarky comment / reply to question.
Tj
Never liked seafood- raw or cooked- which tends to appall people when they find out I'm from an island. ;)
As far as I'm concerned, sushi isn't food, it's just bait that looks pretty. :P
I like sushi as long as it comes in pretty packaging. I went off it somewhat after going to a restaurant where they killed the fish in front of you.
I like my fish in a nice fish pie... boil the fish, put it in a nice white parsley sauce, chuck in some peas and sweetcorn, mash potato over that, then cheese and breadcrumbs and bang it in the oven.
Joe said"Double zing! I haven't heard the "NOT" delivery in years. That takes me back. Please, don't tell me your next post won't include the term "23 skidoo!". "
Joe, and a zing to you. Too bad my "not" isn't as old and tired as your tired, old, sex-kitten cliche.
Sushi--yum! California rolls... And Sashimi, I love it. Specially Tuna.
One of my favorite comedy movies is "Miss Congeniality." The sequel sucked so bad I never finished watching it, though.
True. Miss Congeniality was good. But Sandra Bullock is one of my favorite actresses, so I like a lot of her stuff. Dunno if most of her films are anything Joe would watch. His wife, maybe. ;)
Joe,
I love the humor, to bad it seems to piss some people off. I want to second the recomendation of Space above and Beyond. I really Enjoyed it. Plus it has the answer to the S/J Problem and keeping Jack alive.. Just give sam a locket with Jacks picture in it!
Let me put out another DVD recomendation for you Seaquest DSV. Season 1 just came out, and imho its the best season. A nice melding of sci fact and sci fi. As for comedy I can't remember if you have tried Red Dwarf or not. I love it..
Me being a simple guy I have a simple reciepe for you.
1 box of Kraft Mac and Cheese
1 lb of Hamburger
and your choice of Veggie.. (I usually use Corn or Peas, but I bet it would be good with those other veggies like that green one that Bush sr hated..)
Cook up everything then mix it together.. Like I said simple and good.
Can't wait for S10 and 3 let alone back half of 9 or 2!
Sushi is always good and can be made a million different ways. California rolls are great but the real think is great but only for the 24-36 hours after they are make aka fresh. WOW you write quite often for someone with your work schedule.
So I wrote a question on your last post but since you have moved over to this one I will restate breifly just cause I am interested in what you have to say.
After watching other shows like LOST, 24, and others have you ever considered using some of their techniques, storytelling ideas or approaches in your shows as ways to enhance the experience of a particular episode or story arc? I enjoyed an episode of Without a Trace at the end of November 2005 that was done from the point of view of the family instead of the FBI cause it allows the audience to understand both sides. I know you have done some of this before but I guess I think it would be cool every once in awhile for us to see for an episode or two how SG-1 functions with the other units, when they don't have the information necessary to take the lead and how that other team functions as the primary focus and their interactions with SG-1.
Oh and what was is your favorite holiday dish and desert? Holidays are the best time for food.
Happy New Year to Everyone!!
The egg nog ice cream sounds great. Ever thought about a chai ice cream?
Funny - My Name is Earl; Not new but always good for laughs - Galaxy Quest, Office Space, O Brother Where Art Thou? and Best in Show.
Serenity on DVD is very shiny! Loved the Joss Whedon commentary (plenty of yak and cheese).
cheers,
Thanks Joe,
Politically correct and great social skills.
Loved this blog. ROTFLMAO.
ellenrose
"Ok, since everybody is asking. Is Mitchell still going to be on SG1 for season 10?"
Yup.
"Is Vala going to be on SG1?"
Another great question.
"I like sushi as long as it comes in pretty packaging. I went off it somewhat after going to a restaurant where they killed the fish in front of you."
I'm a fairly adventurous eater and will try almost anything - although I'll think twice about ordering the lobster sashimi next time I'm out. The chef cut off the tail. stripped the meat, then served it on a plate adorned with the upper half of the lobster that, with its last iota of strength, appeared to be fending off any attempts to feast on him.
"Joe, and a zing to you. Too bad my "not" isn't as old and tired as your tired, old, sex-kitten cliche."
Or "science fiction". THAT old chestnut.
joe said: Haven't seen them. Quick Change? Was that the one with Bill Murray? I've considered Noises Off, but have never been a fan of movies adapted from the stage.//
joe, see 'noises off'! it's a *fantastic* and intelligently written comedy. i'm not really a fan of movies adapted from stage either, but this one is a winner!
btw, amanda starred in 'noises off' on stage. she played the dumb blond character (in the movie, nicollette sheridan plays this character).
sally :)
"Let me put out another DVD recomendation for you Seaquest DSV. Season 1 just came out, and imho its the best season. A nice melding of sci fact and sci fi. As for comedy I can't remember if you have tried Red Dwarf or not. I love it."
I'd probably pick up Red Dwarf before I picked up Seaquest - with all due respect to Peter D.
"After watching other shows like LOST, 24, and others have you ever considered using some of their techniques, storytelling ideas or approaches in your shows as ways to enhance the experience of a particular episode or story arc?"
Playing with the timeline and using flashbacks are some unique ways to tell a story which we have used in the past, and will use in the future (Check out Collateral Damage for one). I think that what makes them interesting is their uniqueness. In other words, a little goes a long way.
"Oh and what was is your favorite holiday dish and desert?"
Eggnog with Frangelico and Chocolate Chip liqueur. Does that count?
"Funny - My Name is Earl; Not new but always good for laughs - Galaxy Quest, Office Space, O Brother Where Art Thou? and Best in Show."
The guys love Earl. Loved Galaxy Quest and Office Space. Haven't seen O Brother Where Art Thou. Thought Best in Show was okay, but found A Mighty Wind was excruciating.
Here's one for ya: What'd you think of the original Stargate movie?
Joe...
Thanks for yapping with us. :D
Did you have what would be considered traditional dishes for Christmas or more non-traditional? I ask this because I'm intrigued by the whole "Eggnog with Frangelico and Chocolate Chip liqueur" bit which I've never heard of.
Oh and I've never heard of A Mighty Wind but from your ever so subtle commentary on that flick, I think I'll steer clear.
:D
Mary Beth
Joe,
I'm still chuckling at the image of the entire team going from Landry's office to Sam's lab to wherever, squeezing through doorways at the same time, walking 4 abreast in the narrow hallway, etc. ROTFL
"What'd you think of the original Stargate movie?"
I enjoyed it. I went in with very low expectations because it had been panned in the reviews I read - and I came away pleasantly surprised.
"Did you have what would be considered traditional dishes for Christmas or more non-traditional?"
We had turkey, crab and pasta. Traditional - for Italians.
"That Sheppard does get around, doesn't he? It must have something to do with the Ancient gene that makes him so darned irresistible."
I found that very amusing... lol. Is that something the writers originally planned for him as a character trait, or something that just sort of occured in the writing of episodes?
And what is Mr. Flanigan's opinion on the matter? lol.
joe, write a sam/jack scene in season 10. i'll bribe you with peanut butter and chocolate chip ice cream with mint sprinkles... good enough?
sally :)
Joe,
I just watched Lost City the other night, and am still blown away by its perfect execution. Any chance to get Bill DeVane or James McDaniel back? They were both great.
My favorite comedy, that I find I can re-watch and be amused over and over, is Airplane!... love that off the wall wit in it.
Enjoy new foods? Come to New Zealand and we'll throw you a hangi...food cooked between hot stones in the ground. Good stuff. =^)
Odyssey, Daedalus = BAD
Stargate = GOOD
Nate said...
I want to second the recomendation of Space above and Beyond. I really Enjoyed it. Plus it has the answer to the S/J Problem and keeping Jack alive.. Just give sam a locket with Jacks picture in it!//
*swoons*
i could live with that! :D :D
sally :)
Is there any chance to make ever Stargate - Battlestar Galactica crossover? If they finally reach Earth in Season3 (or season4), they will negotiate with SGC, but they have to leave etc.
Down with BSG for their treacherous thieving and usurping of the Stargate limelight!
:P
Joe,
is Christmas being celebrated in SGC base? If so, is there a chance for an episode in season 10 (or later :D ) in which Vala decorates Christmas tree? And what Christmas gift would Vala give to Daniel (and vice versa)?
Joe, please don't write a Sam/Jack scene in season 10 (have already had waaay too much Sam to fill the remaining years of my life thanks) and I'll bribe you with a huge jar of nutella and a box of tim tams (either is great for ice cream btw).
Have you ever tried Christmas cake ice cream? There are 2 ways to make it.
1. Take the mixed fruit and soak in brandy for a few days (the more days the better). Make a good batch of vanilla bean ice cream. Dry out mixed fruit and mix into softened ice cream (add nuts if so inclined). Freeze. Eat (with fresh apricots or blood plums it's yummy).
2. Take a bog standard Christmas fruit cake and soak in brandy for a few days (yes, the more days the better). Make a good batch of vanilla bean ice cream. Mold cake into cake tin/shape of choice. Add soften ice cream on top. Freeze. A number of options then present themselves. I love coating the turned out cake/ice cream combo in good quality melted dark chocolate (70% for non foodie guests or if I'm feeling really evil and it's the foodie guests 85%), and/or serving with grand marnier soaked apricots.
Sensing a theme here? ;-)
One day (if you are REALLY good), I will share my chocolate pecan pavlova (can be done with hazelnut too). It's to die for, but only eat a little meal before hand.
Brookie.
ps - you don't like lobster sashimi? Granted the description of the service would put me off too, but it's divine.
hmmmm... nuttella AND tim tams in ice cream.....
especially in the case of Vala and Carter who may well be working closely together in the very near future.
Yay! It'd be so cool to see some female-female interaction which avoids the "catfight" cliche so common on TV. And if these two could get past their very different styles to team up for 5 minutes, they'd be unstoppable.
Plus - they're both ex-hosts - got to be the basis for some interesting conversations there. And Vala might be pleasantly surprised by Sam's motorbike-riding, spaceship-racing side ...
Bearing in mind Stargate was based on ideas in books on "Alternative Egypt" and such like, do some of the writers read those kinds of books to tap into what's being theorised?
It obviously works in reverse as well - The Stargate Conpiracy by Lynn Picknett & Clive Prince...
Re-Horakhti
"The chef cut off the tail. stripped the meat, then served it on a plate adorned with the upper half of the lobster that, with its last iota of strength, appeared to be fending off any attempts to feast on him."
That is horrible, Joe! What did you do? I'm not sure I could have dealt with that!!
Hi Joe,
I have 2 questions for you.
1. Will we ever get to learn more about Daniels childhood? Like in some flashbacks or something.
2. Will we get to see Nick in Season 10?
My favourite comedy film is 'Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels". I haven't seen anything on the big screen since which makes me laugh as much.
--
Kish
Oh I forgot... there's a Random Flip(tm) plug-in for PC for PCs available soon. When Mitchell and Carter face an unsavoury mission they toss a coin to see who has to command:
"Heads! You lose. It's yours."
"Aw crap..."
--
Kish ;)
Now that TPTB are starting on season 3 scripts for SGA, could we please drop the "Sheppard bags another hot alien prom queen"? In case you haven't noticed, many fans of Sheppard are concerned about the character degradation we've seen recently. It isn't funny and we really can't respect a man we know nothing about, and who seems to flirt and/or sleep with girls who are younger than half my shoes.
Glad to see you've survived Christmas - and I'm actually looking forward to what you folks have in store for us. :0)