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MFL
by nelinah
Rating: All Ages
Category: Humor
Summary: MFL is the worst threat ever.*

Author Notes: *Im not serious. Make yer own worst threat.

"Greetings. We're from earth."
Daniel extended his hand to an alien "And you are?..."
The alien looked curious at Daniel's gesture. "We are the MFL."
Jack raised an eyebrow
"What on earth does that mean?"
The alien looked insulted
"Apologize now, please."
"Wha- for what?"
"Apologize or face the consequences."
"But what did I DO?"
"Don't act ignorant. Apologize now."
"Jack, just apologize."
"Daniel, there is NO way I am apologizing an alien geek for doing nothing."
"Jaaaack."
"No!"
"That's it. You will suffer the consequences." "Now look!"
Alien blows on horn
*A crowd of men in suits and with briefcases surrounded SG-1. About 5 crept closer as the first alien walked away. The rest of the crowd began to chant,*
"Sue! Sue! Sue! Sue! Sue!"

"NOOOOOOOOOO!"

*During the briefing *
"SG-1... This ridiculous mission report states that a race of alien lawyers sued CL O'niell." "That is correct, sir."
"..."
"We had to give up our guns."
"..."
"Apparently MFL stands for Mighty, Fierce Lawyers."
"Siiiiiiiigh..."
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Archived on June 16, 2005

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