THE STARGATE OMNIPEDIA Link Here | ? ASCENDED TIMES, THE An extrapolation of the knowledge of ascended beings into a readable manuscript that Dr. Daniel Jackson, not fully ascended, could interpret and comprehend. The slogan was "Tomorrow's news today." The paper once used Daniel's unwillingness to die or fully ascend as a headline, but other topics of interest included Anubis's plans to conquer the Milky Way, as well as the Wraith's journey to Lantea in the Pegasus Galaxy. Several headlines for The Ascended Times included: Jackson Still Undecided Astral Diner to be given infinite status Yoga not the path to enlightenment Edge of universe discovered Ethereal Awareness Seminar to be held in Talnak Quadrant Anubis plans to retake Dakara Wraith on the way to Atlantis Secret Plan Revealed: Anubis' dastardly plot to regain Ancient weapon of destruction The last article included an exclusive interview with Anubis, detailing how he planned to kill each member of SG-1. But whether or not the interview was a reasonably accurate assessment of Anubis's opinions or a copy of a real interview, verbatim, is not known. Because the paper was a mere extrapolation for Daniel to interpret, the former is more likely. A writer for the paper was Mero Gartin. See also: super-weapon, Dakara; siege of Atlantis (II), The KEY EPISODE(S) - Threads - Daniel reads several editions of The Ascended Times and watches the progression of Anubis's plot to finally take the Milky Way for himself.