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Sylvia
Sylvia
13 years ago

These are all great! I agree wholeheartedly!

Nekomajin
13 years ago

That “calm up” phrase was funny in the hungarian translation too. I remember my eyes were running I laughed so much.

Anyway, thanks for the friday five tag. :)

Damek
13 years ago

What, not the “ring of jello” line? Definitely my favorite.

Damek
13 years ago

Not that I’m complaining, though – great post ;)

iMenchi
iMenchi
13 years ago

It’s not a funny line, but my favourite Teal’c line is from the season 6 episode ‘The Other Guys’.

Teal’c and O’neill are talking at the beginning of the episode about the Stanley Cup. Teal’c says: “I believe the Canucks of Vancouver are superior warriors.”

As a Canucks fan I love it every time I hear that line.

bansidhewail
bansidhewail
13 years ago

The ring of jello was one that leapt to mind for me as well.

Trak90
Trak90
13 years ago

aarghh! please refresh my memory.
what was this ‘ring of jello’ moment?

Shadow
Shadow
13 years ago

The one I’m thinking of is when he goes and see the Vagina Monologue’s

Mentat
Mentat
13 years ago

Totally agree. I believe the Seth joke was his first of the series at that point as well. Still funny no matter how many times I see it.

willoc
willoc
13 years ago

wheres the indeed jokes,

or i cant remeber what episode, but teal’c is sitting at a briefing, when a boiling pot of coffee is placed on the table, i dunno why but teal’c juts picks it up and takes a hugh chug of boiling coffee, excellent,

or window of opotunity, when he keeps getting hit by the door:),

Colonel Sharp
Colonel Sharp
13 years ago

No Way! It’s a great list, but I really can’t believe the scene with Jonas and Teal’c in Descent isn’t in there! “I mean, those of us not originally from the planet Earth have to stick together, right??” (Teal’C pointedly looks at Jonas, still with the stoic look on his face) “Are you suggesting an Alien conspiracy?” I don’t think anything Teal’c has said has made me laugh as hard as I did when I heard this. All in all, I agree that this list was probably hard to make, and all of the moments on here are truly great… Read more »

Clemontine
Clemontine
13 years ago

This, imo, is the funniest thing Teal’c ever said.

Teal’c: “You have been impregnated without copulation.”
Vala: “Yes, and I’m absolutely terrified. Have any of you ever heard of anything like it?”
Mitchell: “Well there’s one.”
Teal’c: “Darth Vader.”

Jazz
Jazz
13 years ago

I think his joke is the best, but then again its was to sad that Tealc only had somee little lines like indeed or something in that line. I think he was worth for a lot of things more then only having some funny lines in SG-1. Anyway thanks and I always loved his character.

TDAllonsy
TDAllonsy
13 years ago

Great list!

what about
Teal’c: Col. O’Neill?
Col. O’Neill: [imitating Desi Arnaz] Lucy, I’m home!
Teal’c: I am not Lucy.

or

when Gen Hammond tries to stop Teal’c from taking his staff weapon outside of Cheyenne Mountain in Cold Lazarus,
Teal’c: I have seen your world. I will need it.

A lot of Teal’c’s funny lines really come without him actually having to say anything. a raised eyebrow here and there just at the right moment is often priceless and a good laugh,

azazul
azazul
13 years ago

Haha call nice. One of my favorite ones is the one where someone suggests to teal’c to have some warm milk to which he responds ‘I will not consume bovine lactose at ANY temperature’. Teal’c is lactose intolerant :)

zack
zack
13 years ago

Great topic and choices. I just saw the episode that had your #1 and it was indeed priceless.:):)

juventina
juventina
13 years ago

Love the list!
#4 cracks me up every time and #2 is a classic.
I have to agree with Clemontine, though. ‘Darth Vader’ is my favorite.

Saliza
Saliza
13 years ago

Love the Calm up one! the best! I still dont get the jaffa joke! seriously…

Saliza
Saliza
13 years ago

OMG! Darth Vader!!! yeah that one cracked me up good!

Jedi40
Jedi40
13 years ago

When Carter was talking about booby traps and Teal’c said “boobies” with a big grin on his face.

tyepye
tyepye
13 years ago

In Holiday, where we first meet Machelan there is a funny moment where Teal’c is in O’Neill’s body and visa-versa.

Teal’c: “If I am to remain in this body, I must shave my head”

O’Neill: “You’re making a joke, right?”

Clemontine
Clemontine
13 years ago

Number 2 is the only one I think is actually funny.

Barbera S.
Barbera S.
9 years ago

I think that they should have added the time when he asked Daniel what deja vu meant.
Daniel: (Upon returning to a planet) “Deja vu.”
Teal’c: “I am unfamiliar with that term.”
Daniel: “It means I feel like I’ve been here before.”
Teal’c: “That is correct Daniel Jackson, yesterday when we first arrived on this planet.”
Daniel: “Right, what was I thinking.”
Has anyone ever called the joke that Teal’c told a juffa guffa?